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armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

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Due to work and school, I’m starting to feel like the absent family member.

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I know that we are conjugating the word love like two maniacs fucking through an iron gate
Henry Miller from Tropic of Capricorn
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The truly great writer does not want to write: he wants the world to be a place in which he can live the life of the imagination. The first quivering word he puts to paper is the word of the wounded angel: pain. The process of putting down words is equivalent to giving oneself a narcotic.
Henry Miller, Sexus
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To get nowhere you must traverse every known universe: you must be everywhere in order to be nowhere. To have disorder you must destroy every form of order. To go mad you must have a terrific accumulation of sanities. All the madmen whose works have inspired me were touched by a cold sanity.
Henry Miller
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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

I can’t fall asleep now or I’ll be fucked for work tomorrow, but oh my god my bed’s siren call is irresistible. So I’m eating instead.

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There's something wrong with me and it reads nothing like poetry.